You can't decide which Harry Potter movie you should watch?

Welcome, Fellow Potterheads! 🧙‍♂️

I know why you're here. You've watched every Harry Potter movie at least 69 bazillion times. And let's be honest, picking which one to rewatch is basically harder than sitting through one of Professor Binns' History of Magic class. Every time, the endless debate with friends, family, pets, yourself: should you start from the beginning with "Philosopher's Stone" or skip ahead to the epic battles in "Deathly Hallows"? It's like trying to decide which Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Bean you hope isn't earwax. NO MORE!

Why Can't We Ever Decide?

The Harry Potter series is pure cinematic gold (even if books are better) (read them if you haven't already) (now), so of course you’re going to have a hard time choosing. Do you feel like reliving the time Harry almost swallowed the Golden Snitch? Or maybe you want to enjoy some quality time with Dobby before... well, you know (spoiler alert: HE DIES!). Every movie has its charm (like Hagrid's cooking) but who has the time or patience to choose when all eight movies are magical? That's where WhichHarryPotterMovieShouldiWatch.com, aka a site that's almost not useless, aka my legacy to the HP world as a geek potterhead, comes in!

Let Harry’s Magical Bottom 🍑 Make the Decision

No more flipping coins, rock-paper-scissors, quiz, or endless discussions and debate (sometimes with yourself) to decide which movie to watch. Just click on Harry’s ass, and he’ll choose for you. That's right, leave the fate of your next movie marathon in the hands... err, buttocks... of our favorite wizard.

So, What’s on the Table?

One click, and boom, a super complex JavaScript function that definitely took me a solid 30 seconds (maybe 32, who's counting?) to code (I'm a muggle, can't do magic, I need to code) will randomly pick one of these iconic masterpieces for you:

• Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone : The one where it all began. Harry finds out he’s a wizard, and we’re all introduced to the magic of Hogwarts. Nostalgia level: 11/10.
• Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets : Basilisks, giant spiders, and a lot of bad plumbing. Also, Dobby. Must I say more?
• Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban : Time travel, werewolves, and a flying hippogriff. Plus, the joy of realizing Sirius Black is not actually a homicidal maniac.
• Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire : Triwizard Tournament, underwater challenges, and Voldemort’s long-overdue nose job. Grab some popcorn, things are getting real.
• Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix : The film where Harry realizes that being the Chosen One can be a pain in the ass. Also, Dumbledore’s epic battle with Voldemort. Goosebumps every time.
• Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince : A whole lot of teenage angst, potions gone wrong, and, oh yeah, that tiny little thing where Dumbledore... well, you know the scene (again, spoiler alert: HE ALSO DIES!). Tissue box required.
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1 : Road trip! Harry, Hermione, and Ron hit the road to destroy Horcruxes, and nothing says fun like camping... with Death Eaters on your tail.
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 : The grand finale! The Battle of Hogwarts, Snape’s big reveal, and Harry facing off against Voldemort for the final time. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll want to start all over again.

Why We Keep Coming Back 🪄

Because of our totally healthy obsession, we’re all hopelessly, shamelessly addicted Potterheads. Also, the Wizarding World is our happy place. Hogwarts, Quidditch, magical creatures,... There’s a reason why, no matter how many times we’ve seen Harry, Ron, and Hermione battle it out, we keep coming back for more. Each movie is like a warm butterbeer on a cold night : comforting, nostalgic, and always a good idea. Also, Emma Watson is in every movie.

Just Click and Enjoy!

So go ahead, click the ass, grab your wand (or your remote, same shit), and settle in for another round of magic, mischief, and mayhem. Because when it comes to Harry Potter, once is never enough. The magic never fades, even if we already know every single spell by ❤️.